WHY AM I SO FAT I mumble as I stuff handfuls of popcorn in my mouth
I just want to smerk a berl and eat and be fat and lazy and play mortal kombat and watch movies. Ugh.
For Halloween I want my boyfriend to be Chex Mix and I’ll be a Boring Potato Chip bag so he can be inside of me.
-When my boyfriend gives me random notes
-Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
-When I see someone use the correct form of “you’re” or “your”
-A packed bowl
-Waking up next to the one I love after I have a bad dream
-Watching old home videos or movies that I haven’t seen in a while
-Being in my room alone and enjoying the peace
-When I draw something really badass
-When I surprise someone and make them smile
-Still not being able to sleep on Christmas Eve
-Having a big comfy bed
-Being able to choose what I want to wear
I smile too much…
I better earn the best girlfriend award. Lol.